35 Church Signs That Sound Very, Very Dirty


If we have to be brutally honest, not many people go to church nowadays. And most of those who go, do that from habit probably engraved in them by their parents. In a way it’s sad because churches should be the place where we seek spiritual and life guidance, purpose and enlightenment. Yet today most of us are trying to find those things trough experimenting, following our own path, leaving the church behind.

Like any good shepherd, the church is trying to get its lost sheep back, and one way is with signs posted on the side of the road or in front of the church. They usually put up inspirational bible quote, the topic of discussion in mass, or a simple sentence that might inspire you to stop and go to church. And sometimes the person responsible for the church sign needs to double-check what he’s putting up, because it might not be very church-appropriate.

See these seemingly normal church signs that sound very sexual to those of us with dirty minds.

1. Haha

2. Haven’t Counted Them Yet

3. Duh

4. He Won’t Judge

5. Talking About The Back Entrance?

6. True Enough

7. Not Something To Brag About

8. I’m Coming

9. He Might Join You

10. Wow, Is He That Punctual With His Climaxes ?

11. Check Your Abbreviations Next Time

12.Yup…

13. No Other Skills Required

14. They Swallow

15. Thanks, I’ll Pass

16. Well, I Don’t Call Mine That

17. I Didn’t Realize I Was His Type

18. That’s How It Usually Goes For Everyone

19. He’s That Good

20. Sounds Fun

21. Good Luck Getting That Image Out Of Your Head

22. No

23. Because “I Forgive You” Isn’t Good Enough

24. Another One?

25. Tried It. Next

26. Well, I Don’t Want To Brag…

27. What Do You Want It For?

28. No It’s Not

29. It Must’ve Been Some Night, I Don’t Remember

30. A Normal Lubricant Is Also Good

31. That’s One Skilful Tongue

32. All Singles Know This

33. Never Give Up

34. I Don’ Want Jesus In My Crack

35. Try It Before You Buy It

All of us who laughed are probably going to hell.

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